CHOCKING HAZARD 2.0

Some warnings aren’t meant to stop you — they’re meant to dare you.

Choking Hazard 2.0 takes the original attitude and pushes it further into darker territory, wrapping classic golf iconography in a crest that feels equal parts outlaw badge and clubhouse inside joke. Skull-and-bone detailing collides with crossed irons and sharp gold framing, creating a design that looks like it belongs somewhere between a championship emblem and a warning label nobody plans on obeying. It’s bold, reckless, and unapologetically confident — the kind of graphic that makes people pause long enough to decide whether they should laugh or look away.

From a distance, it carries that vintage tournament energy — structured, powerful, almost ceremonial. Up close, the tone shifts. The name hits harder, the symbolism leans darker, and the whole piece starts to feel like a wink at the side of golf nobody admits out loud. It’s chaotic country-club humor wrapped in luxury-style detailing, where polished gold accents meet gritty textures and the message feels just a little too honest for polite conversation.

This isn’t safe golf style — it’s the version that shows up after the rules loosen and the round gets louder. Built for players who swing big, talk bigger, and know that sometimes the warning label is the entire point. The crest doesn’t whisper; it stares straight back, daring someone to ask what it means.

Because on this side of the game, choking isn’t just a mistake… it’s a story waiting to happen.

Product Features

• 100% polyester performance fabric — strong, shape-retaining, and quick-drying

• Extra-lightweight feel (4.13 oz/yd² / 140 g/m²) for breathable comfort

• Classic pointed collar with a three-button placket

• Thread and button options: white-on-white or black-on-black

• Durable construction designed to maintain structure and drape

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron

Mood

A second glance. A quiet shift in attention.

Northern Static — confident, cinematic, just a little dangerous.