Choking Hazard

Not every warning label is meant to keep you safe.

The Choking Hazard Polo takes classic course confidence and twists it into something a little more dangerous. Built around a bold Northern Static graphic that reads like a caution sign you weren’t supposed to ignore, this design leans into sharp humor, bigger swings, and the kind of energy that turns heads before you even reach the first tee.

From a distance, it plays like a clean golf statement — structured lines, confident posture, a look that feels right at home in the clubhouse. Up close, the message hits harder. It’s cheeky, a little reckless, and just suggestive enough to make people laugh before they even realize why. The kind of shirt that feels like an inside joke shared between players who know golf isn’t always about playing nice.

This isn’t quiet country club style — it’s bold presence wrapped in performance fabric. Lightweight, breathable, and built to move, the polo keeps its shape while the conversation gets louder. Whether you’re lining up a risky shot, walking into the turn with swagger, or letting your outfit do half the talking, the Choking Hazard Polo sits right on the edge between playful and unapologetic.

Product Features

• 100% polyester performance fabric — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying

• Extra-lightweight feel (4.13 oz/yd² / 140 g/m²) for breathable comfort

• Classic pointed collar with a three-button placket

• Durable construction designed to keep its sharp drape

Mood

Bold humor. Risky confidence. A warning label that feels more like a challenge.gentle cycle