ASSMAN

Some titles don’t come from quiet moments — they come from confidence, humor, and a little bit of unapologetic honesty. The ASS MAN Polo leans fully into that energy, turning a bold phrase into something bigger than a joke. Across cultures, across languages, and across every kind of crowd, people have always had their own way of celebrating style, attraction, and personality. This design plays with that universal truth — a knowing wink that travels well whether you’re on a fairway, at a rooftop gathering, or somewhere between tradition and rebellion.

What makes it work isn’t just the words — it’s the attitude behind them. From a distance, the polo reads clean and composed, almost classic in its silhouette. Step closer, and the message shifts from polished to playful, like an inside joke that doesn’t need translation. It reflects a global sense of humor, where confidence speaks louder than explanations and where style crosses borders just as easily as laughter does. It’s bold without being loud, cheeky without losing its cool, and confident enough to let people interpret it their own way.

Built for movement and presence, the lightweight performance fabric keeps everything breathable and sharp through long rounds, late nights, and unexpected conversations. The structured collar holds its shape while the design carries that unmistakable Northern Static energy — fearless, observant, and just rebellious enough to stand out without trying too hard. It’s the kind of shirt that turns a simple outfit into a statement, one that feels equally at home in a modern city, a classic clubhouse, or anywhere humor and confidence meet.

Because style isn’t owned by one culture or one scene — it evolves, adapts, and keeps moving. And sometimes, the boldest statement you can make is simply owning exactly who you are, wherever you are.

Product Features

• 100% polyester performance fabric — strong, shape-retaining, and quick-drying

• Extra-lightweight feel (4.13 oz/yd² / 140 g/m²) for breathable comfort

• Classic pointed collar with a three-button placket

• Thread and button options: white-on-white or black-on-black

• Durable construction designed to maintain structure and drape

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron

Mood

A second glance. A quiet shift in attention.

Northern Static — confident, cinematic, just a little dangerous.